1 00:00:00,125 --> 00:00:03,170 ♪ There's a hundred And four days of summer vacation ♪ 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,756 ♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪ 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,842 ♪ So the annual problem For our generation ♪ 4 00:00:08,926 --> 00:00:11,970 ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪ 5 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,222 ♪ Like maybe ♪ 6 00:00:13,305 --> 00:00:15,766 ♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy ♪ 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,851 ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪ 8 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,646 ♪ Discovering something That doesn't exist ♪ 9 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:21,647 Hey! 10 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:23,148 ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪ 11 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,150 ♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪ 12 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:28,070 ♪ Creating nano-bots Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ 13 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:29,071 It's over here! 14 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,614 ♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪ 15 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:31,698 ♪ Painting a continent ♪ 16 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,742 ♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪ 17 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:34,743 Phineas! 18 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,079 ♪ As you can see There's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪ 19 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:38,789 ♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ 20 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:39,831 Come on, Perry! 21 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:45,003 ♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪ 22 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:50,133 ♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb Are gonna do it all! ♪ 23 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:54,054 Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! 24 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,603 [Phineas] Hey! We're almost there. 25 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:03,772 What's the first thing you're gonna do at camp, Buford? 26 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:07,609 Find a nerd, take his underpants, and run them up the flagpole. 27 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:10,070 I don't think Camp Phineas and Ferb has a flagpole. 28 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:13,073 Then I guess I'll just find a nerd and take his underpants. 29 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:15,075 You may have my underpants. 30 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,160 They just got very messy all of a sudden. 31 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,705 Thanks. But it ain't the same if Buford don't rip 'em off you. 32 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,873 How about you, Isabella? 33 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:23,709 The Fireside Girls and I are gonna work on our accomplishment patches. 34 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,294 [all cheering] 35 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:26,670 How about you, sis? 36 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:28,213 What's the first thing you're gonna do at camp? 37 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,298 First of all, it's not camp. 38 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,967 It's just Grandma and Grandpa's cabin, and it's boring. 39 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,761 -But we made T-shirts. -Secondly, I don't like the outdoors, OK? 40 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,138 I don't like bugs. 41 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,140 Phineas, are you even listening to me? 42 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,892 I seem to have misplaced my ant farm. 43 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,894 -Mom! -Yes, Candace? 44 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,937 Do I have to go to Grandma and Grandpa's? 45 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:46,607 Oh, I think it's rather sweet that Betty Jo and Grandpa Clyde 46 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,692 invite you kids and all your friends every year. 47 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,235 But I'm not a kid. 48 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,862 I'm a young adult. 49 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,363 Can I do something with you guys? 50 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,990 Of course you can, dear. 51 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,075 You can join us at the antique symposium. 52 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:00,746 This year's keynote address will debate shellac vs. lacquer. 53 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,122 Whoo-hoo! 54 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,000 I'll take one of those shirts. 55 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,586 [sobbing] 56 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,339 -[Grandpa] Where are they? -[Grandma] Look! Oh, here they come now. 57 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,133 [laughs] Hey! 58 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,760 Hiya, Grandpa! 59 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,595 Well, hello, Phineas! 60 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,680 You haven't changed a bit! 61 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,015 Grandpa, that's not me! 62 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,142 -That's Perry. -Huh? Huh? 63 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,268 Oh! Oh, my. 64 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,103 Looks like I need to get my glasses fixed. 65 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:26,897 [laughs] With the glasses. 66 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,774 And Turbo Ferb-o! 67 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,817 [making different voices] Put 'er there. Put 'er there. 68 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,820 Put 'er there. Or there. Put 'er there. Put 'er there. 69 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:36,240 [laughs] Still a man of few words, I see. 70 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,325 -Well, actually, I-- -So, where's your sister? 71 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,160 Hello? Hello? 72 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,996 Oh, what do you have to do to find a cell signal in this place? 73 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,998 -Candace? -Oh, hi Grandma. 74 00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,668 How can you stand it living out here in the middle of nowhere? 75 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,169 Oh, come on, honey. 76 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,088 It's not so bad. You'll see. 77 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,131 [Grandpa] All right, nature lovers! 78 00:02:53,215 --> 00:02:55,050 Time for vittles! 79 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:58,637 Ha ha! "Vittles" is Grandpa-ese for "food." 80 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,763 Hey, where's Perry? 81 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,351 [clock ticking] 82 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:12,818 Sorry about that, Agent P. 83 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,821 We haven't used that tree slide in years. 84 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,072 Not since I was at... 85 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,616 The Academy. 86 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,119 [sad music playing] 87 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,246 [music stops] 88 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,249 Anyway, Doofenshmirtz seems to be up to something, Agent P. 89 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:29,668 He's holed up at his evil woodland retreat. 90 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,753 Your mission is to find out what he's up to. 91 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,089 Please, Agent P. Be careful. 92 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,133 The Academy. 93 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,094 [boy] But I don't want to go to The Academy, Daddy. 94 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,597 [man] I'm not your father, and it's been decided. 95 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,056 [boy] I love you, Daddy. 96 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,809 [kids shouting, laughing] 97 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,646 Oh, you pesky bugs! 98 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,065 -I am trying to tan, here. -[Phineas] Hey, Candace! 99 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:55,736 I thought I'd bring my favorite camp counselor a Phineas special. 100 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,279 [scoffs] That is just a glass of limeade. 101 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:59,364 -And I am not a counselor. -[Isabella] Hey, Phineas. 102 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,825 The girls have finished pitching the tents. 103 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,995 Can you sign here for our Tent Pitching achievement patches, please? 104 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,622 -[Phineas] Sure thing. -What are you doing? 105 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:11,043 Well, as camp director, I'd say I'm doing my job. 106 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:15,672 Gather around, kids. There's an old legend, 107 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,675 well, not that I believe it, about the sasquatch. 108 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:22,638 A race of giant hairy creatures living up here in these very woods. 109 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:23,847 [gasping] 110 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:28,936 If my memory serves, I think there was a song written about it. 111 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,854 Really? Do you remember any of it? 112 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:32,940 He remembers. 113 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,859 ♪ He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot ♪ 114 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,570 ♪ He'll eat you with his taters And his greens ♪ 115 00:04:38,654 --> 00:04:41,573 ♪ He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot ♪ 116 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,575 ♪ 'Cause to Bigfoot You're a fleshy tangerine ♪ 117 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:44,660 Oh, no! 118 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:47,204 ♪ He goes barefoot So he's always free to stomp ya ♪ 119 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,123 ♪ He carries a big stick So he can whomp ya ♪ 120 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,793 ♪ Sharpens up the teeth So he can chomp ya ♪ 121 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:56,922 ♪ So I think you'd better flee 'Cause I'm telling you that he's ♪ 122 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,591 ♪ Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot ♪ 123 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:01,635 ♪ He bathes in the water that you drink ♪ 124 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:02,594 Yuck! 125 00:05:02,678 --> 00:05:05,222 ♪ He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot ♪ 126 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,307 ♪ So watch out, 'cause he's closer Than you think ♪ 127 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,017 -Boo! -[kids cheering] 128 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:11,228 One more time! 129 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,855 ♪ He's Bigfoot, he's Bigfoot... ♪ 130 00:05:12,938 --> 00:05:14,773 Ugh, am I the only adult here? 131 00:05:14,857 --> 00:05:16,692 Why can't my grandpa act his own age? 132 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,069 [Grandma] I think you should act your age. 133 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,237 And have a little fun. 134 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,363 Sorry, Grandma. 135 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,116 There's all sorts of fun a young adult can have here. 136 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:27,035 You've just gotta use your imagination. 137 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,705 So come on! We're making stick figures! 138 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,081 Out of real sticks! 139 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,082 Grandma! 140 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,626 All right, all right, all right. We'll think of something else. 141 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,713 [spy music playing] 142 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,301 Ha ha! Tonight! 143 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,636 It all happens tonight! 144 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,804 -[crash] -[gasps] 145 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,306 Perry the Platypus! 146 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,974 How unexpected! 147 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,268 -And by unexpected, I mean... -[record scratch] 148 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,813 Unexpected. What are you doing here? This is my week off. 149 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,858 Oh, that. Heh. 150 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,235 Well, uh, well, I suppose you should know. 151 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:02,112 I-I've started dating again. 152 00:06:02,196 --> 00:06:04,907 I met someone online. 153 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,074 I know what you're thinking, but, 154 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:09,161 but we're meeting tonight for the first time and I'm-- 155 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,662 Oh, you gotta go. 156 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,165 -[doorbell rings] -Oh, no, Perry the Platypus! 157 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,001 She can't see you! She doesn't know I have a nemesis! 158 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:18,337 Oh, and I don't have time to destroy you. 159 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:19,588 You can be my pet. 160 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,757 You think you can act like a mindless animal? 161 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,675 -[door opens] -[woman] Oh, uh, hello. 162 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:26,762 I'm looking for Strudelcutie4427. 163 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,223 Well, aren't you the cutest little thing? 164 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,807 Are you my date for this evening? 165 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,142 No, no! Ha ha! 166 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,894 Uh, that would be me. 167 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,730 I'm Strudelcutie4427. 168 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,983 Nice to meet you. Uh, this is my pet platypus. 169 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,861 He was just going outside for a nightly walk. 170 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,697 Aw, could I hold him a little longer? 171 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:49,159 He's so sweet. Oh, yes. Yes, you are. 172 00:06:49,243 --> 00:06:52,579 Eh, well, I guess he can stay a-a little bit, 173 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,081 but, you know what they say. 174 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,375 Three's a crowd and whatnot. 175 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:57,709 Heh heh. 176 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,631 Ah! Just how I like 'em. 177 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,883 You've just earned your marshmallow patch, my friend. 178 00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:05,968 [sighs] 179 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:08,887 So Grandpa, what should we do now? 180 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,305 Tell scary stories? I got one! 181 00:07:10,389 --> 00:07:12,641 Oh, Phineas. You always start. 182 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:14,268 Why not give another kid a chance? 183 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,186 Yes. How about you, Candace? 184 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,605 -No. -OK... 185 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,649 Anyone else? Uh, Baljeet? 186 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:23,652 W-what? Uh, uh, oh. 187 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,320 -Thank you. -[wolf howls] 188 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,908 Well, this is a story about a kid who comes to this country 189 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:31,285 and goes to camp. 190 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,872 He, like, has to share a tent with a bully. 191 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,749 It's really quite terrifying, actually. 192 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,126 Quite terrifying. 193 00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,258 Take it away, Phineas. 194 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,051 All right, Grandpa. I've got a good one. 195 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,887 It's about Bigfoot! 196 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,222 [all] Bigfoot? 197 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,016 Bigfoot? 198 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,684 [Grandma] Bigfoot? 199 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,269 -Grandma! -Sorry, dear. 200 00:07:57,352 --> 00:08:00,647 [woman] You are the cutest thing I've ever seen. 201 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,192 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 202 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:05,068 You know, some people say we look alike. 203 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,737 Uh, I don't think so. Not at all. 204 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,197 No, not at all. 205 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,282 Uh, darling, you haven't even touched 206 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:13,785 your cucumber water. I made it especially for you. 207 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:18,874 You know, Strudelcutie4427 was a lot less needy online. 208 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,584 Oh, yes. Yes, he was. 209 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:21,960 I'm going to go get some air. 210 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,296 ...lot less needy online. 211 00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,715 [slurping] 212 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:29,176 Oh, I don't even like cucumbers! 213 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,137 Why do I always get the crazies? 214 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:35,682 And they say that when the moon is full, like it is tonight, 215 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,352 Bigfoot will return and exact his revenge. 216 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:39,603 -[rustling] -Huh? 217 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,687 What was that noise? 218 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:43,607 [gasping] 219 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,359 [all screaming] 220 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,694 I really should have packed more underpants. 221 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,947 [screaming continues] 222 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,950 [gasps] That sounded like screaming children. 223 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,701 But it's not my birthday. 224 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:57,162 Oh! [screams] 225 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,372 [all screaming] 226 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,625 You guys crack me up. [laughs] 227 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,293 Phineas, what are you talking about? 228 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,087 There's no Bigfoot! 229 00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,714 It's just Ferb in the tree! Look. 230 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,299 See? They're just dummies. 231 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,301 Nice rope skills, my friend. 232 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,220 Then who is this? 233 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:15,848 Ah, it's an inflatable Ferb. 234 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:17,850 -[air hissing] -Heh, sounds like Ferb, too 235 00:09:17,933 --> 00:09:19,101 That was awesome! 236 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,853 [groaning] 237 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:21,895 What was that? 238 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,730 You'd better stay here while I investigate. 239 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,191 [gasps] 240 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,652 [grunting] 241 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:30,028 Bigfoot? 242 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:31,905 -Huh? What? -Bigfoot! 243 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:34,783 No, no, no! Wait! It's me! 244 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,201 Ah! 245 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:39,246 [Doofenshmirtz grunting] 246 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:42,916 Strudelcutie4427? Whoops. 247 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,752 ♪ Agent P! ♪ 248 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,589 Whoa! That was a good one, boys. 249 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:49,673 You sure got us. 250 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,133 I can't take it anymore! 251 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,051 It was just a joke, Candace. 252 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,595 You're a joke, Phineas! 253 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:57,139 Candace, honey, calm down. 254 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,391 Calm down? Calm down? I don't want to calm down! 255 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:01,894 But your screaming might attract a real Bigfoot. 256 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:04,062 [mocking tone] A real Bigfoot. 257 00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:05,772 Oh, give it a rest, Phineas. 258 00:10:05,856 --> 00:10:09,651 Everyone knows there's no such thing as a real... 259 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,321 [roaring] 260 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:15,782 Oh, fine. What's this one made of? Popsicle sticks and glitter? 261 00:10:15,908 --> 00:10:17,117 Uh, no. 262 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,287 [roaring] 263 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,246 Huh. 264 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:25,792 [screaming] 265 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,211 [gasping] 266 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,880 [screaming continues] 267 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:35,135 [laughing] Looks like we fooled 'em, Ma! 268 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:36,762 -[zipping] -[Grandpa laughing] 269 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,139 Oh! Did you see the look on their face? Ha ha! 270 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:40,807 That was so cool! 271 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:41,808 Oh! Good one. 272 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:44,019 -[air hissing] -And you got an inflatable Grandma, too. 273 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,354 Oh, I'm not inflatable. 274 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,606 I'm your grandma's identical twin. 275 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:50,234 I only come out once a year when these two want to prank someone. 276 00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:52,319 Well, back to my closet! 277 00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:53,820 See you next year, Lorraine. 278 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:58,659 Come on. Let's round up those scared kids and have some hot cocoa. 279 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,203 [grunting] 280 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,747 [screaming] 281 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,209 It's not the worst date I've ever had. 282 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,878 There was that one that kept stabbing me with a fork. 283 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:11,922 Get this off of-- 284 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:17,010 [screaming] 285 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:21,139 [laughs] I sure got you guys. 286 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:22,808 You should have seen your faces. 287 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:26,353 Only unsophisticated, immature brains would believe in monsters. Heh! 288 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,940 Yes, it takes a mature adult such as myself 289 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:34,027 to know that there's no such thing as... 290 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,363 [stammering] Bigfoot! 291 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:38,156 [screaming] 292 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,289 Oh, I do not believe her one bit. Too much overacting. 293 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,040 -Yeah. Mm-hmm. -I smell ham. 294 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:48,750 Hey, Perry. 295 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:50,752 Why are you all covered in lipstick? 296 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:53,088 [chattering] 297 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,139 [game announcer] Get ready! Round 1! Fight! 298 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,183 [Stacy] Oh, ho ho! You're mine, meat! 299 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,684 [Candace] What, you want a piece of me? 300 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,270 Uh-uh. I want the whole thing, baby. 301 00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,105 [both laughing] 302 00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,940 So, what are you young ladies doing? 303 00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,734 Wrestling, Mom. Favorite game. 304 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,652 Well, I'll just be running a few errands. 305 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:17,905 First, I'll get the groceries, then to the florist, 306 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,072 and then to the car wash. 307 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,741 OK, whatever. Kinda busy right now. 308 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:21,992 Call if there's any trouble. 309 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,744 With my brothers, might as well call now. 310 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,122 Huh. You're right, Ferb. I guess it would make a sound. 311 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,332 Say, where's Perry? 312 00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:30,000 There you are, Agent P. 313 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,168 It has come to our attention 314 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,337 that all pigeons have left the downtown area. 315 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,588 Of course, on the upside, 316 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,215 I haven't washed my car in weeks. 317 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,258 [clears throat] We can, uh, only assume 318 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:40,260 that Dr. Doofenshmirtz is involved. 319 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:41,762 You know your mission. 320 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,138 ♪ Perry! ♪ 321 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:46,225 -That about does it. -Hey, guys. Whatcha doin'? 322 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:47,976 We remodeled our old tree house. 323 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:51,104 -What do you think? -Oh, my gosh! Wow. 324 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,689 Come on, check it out! 325 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,362 -This is the main crib. -Sweet. 326 00:12:58,654 --> 00:12:59,947 Let's hit the tube to the top. 327 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,241 -Tube? -Sure. It's the fastest way up. 328 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,784 Are you sure about this? 329 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,036 Relax. We haven't missed yet. 330 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,789 -Really? -Yeah. You're our first passenger. 331 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,165 -What? -Whoo-hoo! 332 00:13:10,249 --> 00:13:11,959 [screaming] 333 00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,961 -Awesome. -[Phineas] Let 'er rip! 334 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,087 [Isabella] Ah! 335 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:18,298 [laughing] 336 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,676 [laughing] 337 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,636 Check out the view. Pretty sweet, huh? 338 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,887 [Isabella] No doubt. 339 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:24,972 What's that? 340 00:13:25,055 --> 00:13:27,057 [Phineas] Oh, that's just Candace's old tree house. 341 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,893 -She doesn't use it anymore. -Well, that's just sad. 342 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,770 Hey. What if we gave it a makeover? 343 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,356 Sure. Something more, well, I don't know... 344 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,858 -Candace! -Yes! 345 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:39,194 [spy music playing] 346 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,321 [tires screeching] 347 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,992 ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ 348 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:00,799 [shot] 349 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,093 Very effective, don't you think, Perry the Platypus? 350 00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:04,178 [slurping] 351 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,931 Perry the Platypus! Get him! Stop him! 352 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,350 He's headed for that clearly marked exit! 353 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,061 [pigeons cooing] 354 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:16,023 [game announcer] Winner! Winner! 355 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:17,357 [growls] 356 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:18,901 [Phineas] Attention, Candace. 357 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:20,277 Come out to the backyard. 358 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,779 We have a surprise for you. 359 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,031 What's going on now? 360 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,158 Hey, Candace. Check out your old tree house. 361 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:27,743 I think you're gonna like it. 362 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,620 [Candace gasps] No way! 363 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,079 I'd better call Mom. 364 00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,916 Oh, don't be such a fuddy-duddy, Candy. Come on, let's check it out! 365 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:37,628 I don't know, Stacy. I think they're up to some-- Whoa! 366 00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,047 This is so weird. 367 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,591 I can't believe it's my old tree house. 368 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,260 Carpets, furniture, entertainment center. 369 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,137 I mean, look at all the bells and whistles. 370 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:49,806 Maybe my brothers have been replaced by aliens. 371 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,226 Yeah, and now they're gonna fatten you up so they can eat ya! 372 00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,228 I can't believe they did this all for me. 373 00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,104 [Phineas on speaker] You may begin bouncing. 374 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,105 Bounce? 375 00:14:57,189 --> 00:15:00,317 [laughs] Come on, bounce! 376 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,362 [both laughing] 377 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:05,989 [both] Whoo-hoo! 378 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,199 -[phone ringing] -Hello? 379 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,076 [Phineas] What do you think of your new tree house? 380 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,078 I love it! You thought of everything. 381 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,079 It gets better. 382 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,164 Try pressing the THF button. 383 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,749 THF? What's that? 384 00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,209 Some sort of sound system? 385 00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,836 [rumbling] 386 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,254 [Candace] Uh, Phineas? 387 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,172 What does THF stand for? 388 00:15:22,256 --> 00:15:24,091 Tree House Fight! 389 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,969 [Stacy] Oh-ho! This is so rad! 390 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,595 [both] Oh, snap! 391 00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:31,181 [rumbling] 392 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,725 I'm taking you down! 393 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,811 [both screaming] 394 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,356 You see, Perry the Platypus, you are no match for my pigeons. 395 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,109 I have conditioned their tiny, little bird brains 396 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:47,322 to do exactly what I say, by using my brand-new very evil invention 397 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,200 called the Poop-Inator. 398 00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:51,660 Vanessa, please. 399 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:54,329 Thank you. Uh, you two have met, right? 400 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,665 Vanessa, Perry the Platypus. Perry the Platypus, Vanessa. 401 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,709 Yeah. Hey. How's it going? 402 00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,210 Observe! 403 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:05,716 With this, I can implant the target image on their tiny, little brains in a flash! 404 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:07,885 [cooing] 405 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,387 Heh, it works better from a distance. 406 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:15,767 Anyway, today at Town Hall they will award the key to the city 407 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,687 to my goody-two-shoes brother, Roger. 408 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,689 Oh, how I loathe him. 409 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,107 I like uncle Roger. 410 00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:26,111 Thank you, Vanessa, but I don't believe I was talking to you. 411 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,155 Is your name Perry the Platypus? 412 00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,156 No, I don't think so. 413 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,909 [sighs] I so should have gone to summer school. 414 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,328 I will not be attending the ceremony, 415 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:38,582 but my pigeons will be there to rain on his parade! 416 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,708 [cackling] 417 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,376 You see, Perry the Platypus, 418 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:47,633 by brother Roger is at the top of a very long list of people I despise. 419 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,843 Vanessa, music, please. 420 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,139 [vaudeville music begins] 421 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:59,269 ♪ I bear lots of animosity to bellhops ♪ 422 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:02,856 ♪ They never bring my luggage up on time ♪ 423 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:07,069 ♪ And taxi drivers Really tax my patience ♪ 424 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:10,948 ♪ If they vanished Would it really be a crime? ♪ 425 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:15,202 ♪ I don't like meter maids Or underwater welders ♪ 426 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:18,872 ♪ Health fanatic cooks or camera crews ♪ 427 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,208 ♪ Not fond of monks or yoga teachers ♪ 428 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,252 ♪ Or sports fans in the bleachers ♪ 429 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,839 ♪ And I'm not sure How I'm feeling about you ♪ 430 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:28,715 ♪ There are lots of horrid people ♪ 431 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:29,675 [cooing] 432 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:31,385 ♪ On this planet ♪ 433 00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:35,347 ♪ That I would love To give a lashing, too ♪ 434 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,058 ♪ But my goody-two-shoes brother ♪ 435 00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,893 ♪ The favorite of my mother ♪ 436 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:44,690 ♪ Is the one I want to smother In a ton of pigeon goo ♪ 437 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:48,068 ♪ Yes, my goody-two-shoes brother ♪ 438 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,070 ♪ The favorite of my mother ♪ 439 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,364 ♪ He's the one I want to smother ♪ 440 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,741 ♪ Thank you, sir, I'll have another! ♪ 441 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:57,202 ♪ He's the one I want to smother ♪ 442 00:17:57,286 --> 00:17:58,871 ♪ In a ton ♪ 443 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,038 ♪ Of ♪ 444 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,332 ♪ Pigeon ♪ 445 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:08,088 ♪ Goo ♪ 446 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:11,383 You see, you see how I held that last note? Good, huh? 447 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,844 [Phineas] Tree house fight! 448 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:16,638 [both] Bring it on, maggots! 449 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:18,182 [girls] Whoo! Awesome! Yeah! 450 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,141 Now what? 451 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,851 Look! The controls are just like the video game. 452 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,187 Let's show 'em our mad skills. 453 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,148 [Stacy] Whoo-hoo! Let's dance, dweebs! 454 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,858 [Phineas] Hey! Stop leading! 455 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:29,067 [Candace] You stop leading! 456 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,737 [rumbling] 457 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,947 -[Candace] Give him the twister! -[Stacy] Right! 458 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:35,908 [Candace] Score! 459 00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,868 Hit the crash button! 460 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,871 [crashing] 461 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,081 -Yes! -Whoo-hoo! 462 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,209 -Well done, Candirocks. -Let's nail 'em! 463 00:18:46,585 --> 00:18:48,128 -[Phineas] Come on, Ferb! -[man screaming] 464 00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:50,339 The enemy is upon us! Man the cannons! 465 00:18:51,632 --> 00:18:52,883 Fire! 466 00:18:55,052 --> 00:18:56,595 Uh-oh! Yow! 467 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,805 -What now? -Try pulling some levers! 468 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:00,766 Yipe! 469 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:04,853 Incoming! 470 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:07,773 [both] Yeah! 471 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:10,734 [both] Ew! 472 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,069 Egad, man! 473 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,988 It's an end run around the middle! Sound retreat! 474 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,909 [medieval song] 475 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,619 [Mom] Hmm. That's funny. 476 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,664 I haven't gotten the usual call from Candace. 477 00:19:24,081 --> 00:19:25,165 [beep] 478 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,042 [Phineas] Come and get me! 479 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:29,127 [horse neighs] 480 00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,379 [cell phone rings] 481 00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,214 [Mom] Candace, honey, I'm at the car wash 482 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:34,800 and I'll be heading home very soon. Bye, bye! 483 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:35,884 Oh, no! 484 00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,761 [Phineas] Phineas and Ferb to Robo-Girls. 485 00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:40,222 Last one home is a big old purple pickled egg! 486 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,015 [clucking] 487 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,729 [Doofenshmirtz] Ah, the award ceremony. 488 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:50,357 And there's my insipid brother Roger. 489 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:52,985 What? Oh, let's see if I've got another coin. 490 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,987 Now, what was I say-- Oh! 491 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,072 I despise him so much. 492 00:19:57,322 --> 00:20:01,326 You are about to witness a truly petty act of vengeance, Perry the Platypus, 493 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:04,246 brought on by my own mindless jealousy. 494 00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,874 Vanessa, fire the harpoon! 495 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,587 Perfect. The time has come. 496 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:14,798 Do not fail me, my pigeons! 497 00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:20,596 Ladies and gentlemen, 498 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:24,933 as the most handsome and charming man in all the Tri-State Area, 499 00:20:25,017 --> 00:20:28,687 I hereby promise to keep our city clean. 500 00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,732 [cheering] 501 00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:36,904 Pay attention and learn something, Perry the Platypus. 502 00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:38,989 Wait, wait! Where's Perry the Platypus? 503 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:41,700 He's escaping! 504 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:43,785 With the Poop-Inator! 505 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,086 [pigeons cooing] 506 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,633 [Stacy] Whoa! 507 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,222 Curse you, Perry the Platypus! 508 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:07,017 Uh-oh. This is not going to end well for me, I'm afraid. 509 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,103 That's what you get for using a bunch of stupid pigeons. 510 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,647 Wait for me! 511 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,857 Hold the door, please! 512 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,236 Come on, come on, come on, come on! 513 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,904 -[cooing] -[screaming] 514 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,657 [splattering] 515 00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:27,746 [rock music playing] 516 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,919 [all giggling] 517 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:41,802 [girls] Whoo-hoo! Way to go! Yeah! Awesome! 518 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,303 Ha ha! We beat ya! 519 00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:46,056 You're both big old purple pickled eggs! 520 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,850 -You were out of your tree. -Yeah. We were first. 521 00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:49,268 Nuh-uh! We were. 522 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:50,269 [both] We were! 523 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,270 We were. 524 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,312 Looks like you're having fun. 525 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,815 Well, Mom, you know what they say. 526 00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:58,819 Fun never falls too far from the tree house. 527 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,658 ♪ Yes, my goody-two-shoes brother ♪ 528 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,660 ♪ The favorite of my mother ♪ 529 00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:08,912 ♪ He's the one I want to smother ♪ 530 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:11,206 ♪ Thank you, sir, I'll have another! ♪ 531 00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:13,792 ♪ He's the one I want to smother ♪ 532 00:22:13,876 --> 00:22:15,252 ♪ In a ton ♪ 533 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,587 ♪ Of ♪ 534 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,755 ♪ Pigeon ♪ 535 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:24,011 ♪ Goo ♪ 536 00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:24,970 [screaming] 537 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,930 [Doofenshmirtz] You see, you see how I held that last note? 538 00:22:27,014 --> 00:22:27,931 Good, huh?